Sleepy

caecilius-est-pater:

artfullheart:

rongzhi:

Buying a car

English added by me :)

puppydragonbite:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

doesn’t rhyme, taylor!

you’re not hiding this in the tags (from @transmechanicus )

mikkeneko:

thepioden:

I see your “Laios is trans” but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.

#I firmly believe that if you offered laios the chance to instantly magically become a woman#He would excitedly ask if he could be an orc or troll or beastwoman#And then when you say it’s human to human he’d lose all interest and not understand what the point would be then - by @onwardmotley

simptasia:

simptasia:

i’ve seen teachers say the reason they’re so strict about how often they let their students go to the bathroom is otherwise they would “abuse the privilege”

i’m sorry… the privilege… of piss?

of pissing and shitting in a stinky little room? or performing a bodily function???, also holding off from doing such things can do genuine damage to the body fuck you, i’ve literally seen teachers say “well they should drink less water” ARE YOU INSANE???, YOU’RE TEACHING THE WRONG THINGS MY DUDE, fucking encouraging kids to drink less water so they piss less because teachers have bizarre control issues, at each school my mum had to arrange special permission because of my bowel disorder, so the teachers couldn’t say No when i asked to go the bathroom, but think about how fucked up that is. somebody shouldn’t have to have a medical condition in order to be ~allowed~ to go to the bathroom, nobody should have to ask a teacher (or boss’ permission) i hate this it’s sick and it’s unneeded it’s just a control thing, espech since schools are designed to train kids into being Future Workers, which really puts this behaviour into perspective

fipindustries:

nuclear-wizard:

bloomedwings:

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

I get it, man. The other day, I survived a shootout, only to realize that a stray bullet went through a mirror in such a way as to look from the camera’s perspective like I got shot in the head through the mirror, so now I have to acknowledge that something that could be reasonably referred to as “me” really did die that day, and it’s just like “jfc, gimme a BREAK”

ugh dont even get me started on how the other day i tried to sit on the throne of my conquered foe and light a cigar to celebrate my victory but the lighter wouldnt work and it had to be lighted by the vizier who used to work for my enemy but that i enlisted to work as a double agent and help me in my coup. that jerk afterwards said with a devilish smile “ill always be at your service my liege” and i just KNOW that he said that exact same thing to the previous ruler. signifying that my victory was phyrric since i am still caught in an endless cycle of violence and betrayal. that really spoiled the whole mood

hikari-ni-naritai:

rainbowgod666:

supermunchor:

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

bruntalism:

princesstillyenna:

kateosaurus-rex:

tallahasseemp3:

help

So this showed up on Twitter and

And here’s that link you’re welcome

“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone

strawberryserpent:

I need tumblr to know that there is a new product in Germany called evil juice😭

roboticoperatingbud:

captain-price-unofficially:

were–ralph:

catchymemes:

Some black magic levels of precision.

this would performance kill a peasant in medieval times

yeahokayillreblogthat:

a-stone-slab:

in light of the pokemon anime being spread across so many platforms…

..I’d like to share every episode from season 1 to season 19 for free from Archive.org

pokemon-s01-s019-movies-pikachu-the-movie directory listing

archive.org

yeah okay ill reblog that!

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

tried to google search for that post that’s like.. something about squids and it goes “the squirterrrrrrrrr” and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for

hey guys ✌️ just checking in. “the squirter meme” didnt bring it up either

(exhausted and covered in blood) i found it

marzipanandminutiae:

“most allegedly haunted houses turn out to have gas leaks!”

no they don’t. you are merely skimming the surface of mundane shit that can be wrong with old houses with your one puny little explanation that only fits a very small number of cases. try harder

timelordsandkittens:

timelordsandkittens:

it’s always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that’s why my posts are so bad

Hey what the fuck happens in homestuck